When life hands you lemons...

When life hands you lemons, make lemonade.

When it hands you ear worms, pass them along to your friends! LOL

Arrived home to hear people screaming in my living room...

Last night, I arrived home just after midnight to the sounds of strangers screwing in my home.

I was quite startled, to say the least.

Then I remembered that I turned the TV on before I left the house this morning. And I had TiVo record Thank You for Smoking earlier today on MAX, so the television was still on that channel.

Apparently, 'Super Ninja Bikini Babes' came on just less than an hour ago, and they were right at the climax part of one of their many sex scenes...

Those are the sounds that greeted me when I arrived home.

Of course, I had to watch about 20 minutes of it out of sheer curiosity. These are actual lines from a scene:

"Those are villains from another dimension!"

"Is that the man who wants to have mind-draining sex with me?"

"Step aside earthlings! We only want the nuclear tuna fish lady."

"Give her to us or prepare to die!"

"Super Ninja Dolls - GO!!!!"

"You are very strong, Ninja Doll. You must have recharged your sexual energy."

Around that point, I switched over to My Super Ex-Girlfriend... LOL

Jennifer Ray
http://www.jenaray.com/
http://www.wildonbooks.com/

New reviews: Izze Sparkling Juice, Jackie Greene, & Bikini At Home Groomer

I've posted several new reviews for Amazon Vine! Last month, I found a great new musical artist to enjoy, was refreshed by a sparkling fruit juice, and tried my hand at cordless bikini grooming...

Izze Fortified All Natural Sparkling Juice, Clementine, 8.4-Ounce Cans (Pack of 24)

Giving Up the Ghost by Jackie Greene

Bliss-Philips Bikini Perfect Deluxe HP6378 Spa-At-Home Grooming System




My previous Vine reviews:

• Windows Vista Ultimate with SP1
• Tripping the Rift: The Movie
• P2 (Widescreen Edition)
• Neutrogena Wave Power Cleanser, Pink
• Mockingbird by Allison Moorer
• Almay Smart Shade Blush, Pink 010, 0.5-Ounces (Pack of 2)
• Logitech Harmony One Advanced Universal Remote
• Revlon 3D Extreme Mascara
• Neutrogena Healthy Skin Rejuvenator, The Anti Aging Power Treatment Kit
• Beauty Bureau Stick Scents Holiday 3 Pack Of Reed Diffusers, 1 Each Of 8-Ounce Holiday Spice, Winter Forest and Candy Cane
• Corel Painter Essentials 4
• Homedics SBM-300H Therapist Select Shiatsu PLUS Massaging Cushion with Heat
• Logitech QuickCam Pro for Notebooks
• Logitech MX Air Rechargeable Cordless Air Mouse
• Philips Sonicare FlexCare Rechargeable Sonic Toothbrush
  

Jennifer Ray
http://www.jenaray.com/
http://www.wildonbooks.com/

New Amazon Vine Reviews - Movies, Cosmetics, and a CD!

Hi All!

I have a few new reviews I've posted for Amazon Vine recently. I enjoyed a couple of movies, tried some blush I didn't much care for, listened to a good singer in a mediocre album, and found that I prefer my Neutrogena Rejuvenator to the Neutrogena Wave Power Cleanser.

With no further adieu...

P2 (Widescreen Edition)

Tripping the Rift: The Movie

Mockingbird by Allison Moorer

Neutrogena Wave Power Cleanser, Pink

Almay Smart Shade Blush, Pink 010, 0.5-Ounces

I hope you all have a fabulous week!

Jennifer A. Ray
http://www.jenaray.com
http://blog.jenaray.com

I couldn't help but wonder...

I recently watched an old movie, "Marnie", starring Tippi Hedren, who also starred in "Birds".

I couldn't help but wonder... Do you think Tippi ever put a bird feeder in her yard?

Jennifer Ray
http://www.jenaray.com/