Arrived home to hear people screaming in my living room...

Last night, I arrived home just after midnight to the sounds of strangers screwing in my home.

I was quite startled, to say the least.

Then I remembered that I turned the TV on before I left the house this morning. And I had TiVo record Thank You for Smoking earlier today on MAX, so the television was still on that channel.

Apparently, 'Super Ninja Bikini Babes' came on just less than an hour ago, and they were right at the climax part of one of their many sex scenes...

Those are the sounds that greeted me when I arrived home.

Of course, I had to watch about 20 minutes of it out of sheer curiosity. These are actual lines from a scene:

"Those are villains from another dimension!"

"Is that the man who wants to have mind-draining sex with me?"

"Step aside earthlings! We only want the nuclear tuna fish lady."

"Give her to us or prepare to die!"

"Super Ninja Dolls - GO!!!!"

"You are very strong, Ninja Doll. You must have recharged your sexual energy."

Around that point, I switched over to My Super Ex-Girlfriend... LOL

Jennifer Ray
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