And that’s why they call it Berry Hill.

I work in an area of town called ‘Berry Hill’. You know why it is called Berry Hill? Cause there are tons of berries growing all around.

You know what color those berries are? Purple.

You know what eats those berries? Every bird in the vicinity.

Guess what my car is covered in this time of year? Purple polka dots.

Well, I call them polka dots. It sounds nicer than ‘bird crap’. No matter if I run the car through the car wash every day, my car stays covered in purple bird crap Monday-Friday. I can keep it clean for the weekends, since there are no berries at my place and I park in my garage, but during the workweek, it is a never-ending battle.

Lovely, isn’t it?

Jennifer A. Ray
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