When a man calls himself an idiot...

When a man calls himself an idiot, you should listen to him. He's probably not kidding.

Not long ago, a man told me he was an idiot. Naively, I assumed he was apologizing for past mistakes. Looking back now, it seems he was warning me about the way he would treat me in the future.

Another lesson learned the hard way... As Richard Marx sang in the eighties, I shoulda known better...